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September 19, 2008
Aaarrggghh!
June 2, 2008
…to the suggestion to “Get those tubes tied!”
Um, no thanks, I think they should keep racing ’til one of them wins.
-”Funnyyetsavvy” at Catholic Answers Forums.
May 8, 2008
Been meaning to post this for ages. Put down your drink immediately.
Originally from: http://waxy.org/random/images/weblog/mortor.gif
April 12, 2008
The editing on this is so funny.
January 30, 2008
The Curt Jester has a hilarious post about the papal liturgical furnishings for the Mass in DC later this year. Be sure to read all the comments…
January 28, 2008
This is clever—the original Star Wars trilogy in silent movie style…
And I finally learned how to embed YouTube videos!!! Woohoo!!
January 10, 2008
I’m currently reading Scott Hahn’s The Lamb’s Supper: The Mass as Heaven on Earth
Today, I got to the Number of the Beast, 666, which of course calls to mind this classic:
666 = number of the beast
668 = Next-door neighbor of the Beast
665 = older brother of the beast
660 = approximate number of the beast
66600 = zip code of the beast
1/666 = common denominator of the beast
665.95 = retail price of the beast
DCLXVI = Roman numeral of the Beast
666.0000 = Number of the High Precision Beast
0.666 = Number of the Millibeast
/ 666 = Beast Common Denominator
(-666) ^ (1/2) = Imaginary number of the Beast
6.66 e3 = Floating point Beast
1010011010 = Binary of the Beast
6, uh . . . what was that number again? = Number of the Blonde Beast
1-666 = Area code of the Beast
00666 = Zip code of the Beast
666mph = The speed limit of the Beast
$665.95 = Retail price of the Beast
$699.25 = Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax
$769.95 = Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
$656.66 = Walmart price of the Beast
$646.66 = Next week’s Walmart price of the Beast
Phillips 666 = Gasoline of the Beast
Route 666 = Way of the Beast
666 F = Oven temperature for roast Beast
666k = Retirement plan of the Beast
666 mg = Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
6.66 % = 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
$666/hr = Beast’s lawyer’s billing rate
Lotus 6-6-6 = Spreadsheet of the Beast
Word 6.66 = Word Processor of the Beast
i66686 = CPU of the Beast
665.9997856 = The Number of the Beast on a Pentium
666i = BMW of the Beast
DSM-666 (revised) = Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
1232 Octal, Apt. 29A = Beast’s hexed address
333 = The semi-Christ
January 8, 2008
Please make Strong Sad happy and write something nice in my comments box. I haven’t gotten any yet.
Okay, maybe it’s really not possible to make him happy. Leave me a nice comment anyway. J
January 7, 2008
Put down your drink and watch here.
